CLIMATE change — what climate change? That could have been the question.

TWO weeks ago the Metromix listings guide for New York published a helpful description of haggis.

THE chaos in the new Terminal Five at Heathrow was presented last week in the media as a deeply embarrassing incident, not just for British Airways and the airport people but for the country as a whole. Apparently as a nation we have been humiliated in the eyes of the world.

HERE we are on April Fools' Day and I notice I am writing about Highland Council. This is a coincidence of course and no reflection on the qualities or characters of our elected representatives in Glenurquhart Road.

“WASTE o’ good money.” This plaintive cry was heard from a passer-by at the ceremony in Church Street to mark the completion of the street art representing the Three Virtues.

THE bright green clumps I saw on the roadside on the west coast looked strangely alien even before I found out what they were.

IT is seldom that the summer pedestrian ferry between John o'Groats and Burwick on South Ronaldsay can make a direct passage across the Pentland Firth. Usually the traveller is taken on a wide loop to east or west depending on the direction of the tide.

SATURDAY morning in Academy Street and a man beside the Royal Highland Hotel is handing out a free paper to passers-by. "It's anti-EU," he says, by way of enticement to take a copy.

I GREW up with settled county boundaries. As now, there were only two roads and one railway line from Caithness to the south — and at the point where each of these slender transport arteries crossed the county boundary there was a clear marker to let you know you were now somewhere else.

AT the beginning of last week, I felt sorry for Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury. I heard him on Radio 4 when he said aspects of Sharia law could come to have some place in the English legal system.

"I LIKE your costume" said one of the staff when I came into Eden Court through a phalanx of Star Wars stormtroopers. She was joking, of course.

IT'S Super Tuesday, folks, the day when close to half the states in USA decide whom to support as their presidential candidates. Those who emerge from today's ballots as the front runners are likely to be the pair who face off in the final electoral battle in November.

THE row over the money spent on the fireworks to mark the end of Highland 2007 aroused my curiosity about the Common Good Fund. I'm a relative newcomer to Inverness — I've been here only 24 years — and I did not know a great deal about this source of funds.

WELL that's it. How was it for you? I generally thought it a good thing, although to judge from comments around the place not all of us were happy about Highland 2007.

I SAW in 2008 in Caithness. As is the custom in most years, the lads in the village collected wood to build a bonfire and, as midnight approached on 31st December, some 60 people gathered to watch the flames burn out the old and herald the new.

THE best laid plans of mice and most of us gang aft agley — but not, it seems, those of Donald Trump. The flip-flop decisions in Aberdeen last month over his plans to build a world-class golf resort among the sand dunes near Balmedie seem to have fallen in his favour.

IN the run-up to Christmas, the bookshops are enjoying a brisk trade in annuals. It's the time of year when these compilations of favourite characters and formats sell "ridiculously well", in the words of an informant in the book trade.

AT the time of writing, the dreich, damp days of November have given way to the dreich, damp days of December.

IN its publicity material the UHI Millennium Institute is fond of recalling the ambition of Sir Thomas Urquhart of Cromarty away back in 1653 to found a university in his home town.

A THREAT is hanging over the re-introduction of the red kite to the Highlands. We drove this raptor to extinction during Victoria's reign and we could well be losing it again, less than 20 years after bringing it back.

IN 1780 Sir Aeneas Mackintosh, the chief of his clan, wrote in his memoirs that wooden houses in Bridge Street which were reputed to be 500 years old were to be demolished on the order of the magistrates.

AS the world now knows, Eden Court is open again and back in business — the largest arts complex in Scotland, according to Douglas Yule, chairman of the Board of Governors.

GREEN trees and grass, birdsong, and rows of white headstones — that was my first impression of the British war cemetery at Oosterbeek on the outskirts of Arnhem in the Netherlands. It is a bus ride from the centre of the town and through suburbia stretching along the north side of a curve of the Rhine.

HOW do young Highlanders see their world? This is the theme of a modest exhibition that is on display in the foyer of Inverness Museum and Art Gallery until Saturday.

I WELCOME the prospect of direct flights between Inverness and Amsterdam. Although I occasionally feel twinges of guilt about pumping more tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, it will be nice to avoid the hours trundling south to Edinburgh or London to make the connection to mainland Europe.

THE recent call on Radio 4 to eat more mutton instead of lamb suggests that the traditional Scottish diet may be due for a make-over.

BACK in the middle of August Alex Salmond, our first minister, invited us to join in a “national conversation” on independence. After the initial flurry in the media, the buzz of this conversation has not been very loud, or at least I haven’t heard a great many people arguing the pros and cons.

INVERNESS Book Festival kicked off last night and continues for the rest of the week, with most of the events in the Royal Highland Hotel.

HALF past ten on a Sunday morning at the tail end of summer. It was not cold but the wind off the sea, coming unhindered up the English Channel, was brisk enough to blow white dust around and forced us to seek shelter as we settled to our tea and buns.

I DON'T often grace Victoria Park stadium in Dingwall but I recently made the trip to attend a session during this year's annual gathering of the Scottish Crofting Foundation.

ON A train in the Netherlands one Sunday morning this summer I picked up a newspaper left by a passenger and scanned the headlines as we rocked towards the German border.

THE view took my breath away when we clambered up the bank to look across the Firth.

A WET day. The narrow road wound through a valley lined with thick, dark conifers interspersed with beechwoods. The bus driver was becoming impatient as a slow breakdown truck delayed our progress.

THE Edinburgh Festival celebrates its 60th birthday this year. I was not around in 1947, in what I am told were drab years right after the war, when the first festival kicked off.

WE live in the Highlands — the last great wilderness in Europe, according to over-excited writers of tourist brochures. It isn't, it just seems to be one to jaded urban eyes.

COME to the sunrise ceremony in Falcon Square at eight o'clock, said Matt Smith, the publicity convener for the Inverness Area Scout Council. Every scout from every country and territory would be doing likewise. I could hardly say no, even if the sunrise bit had been literal.

SATURDAY at the Bught was thickly overcast, but the rain held off and the field was buzzing with the many and varied activities in the Games.

BACK in November 1968, a man called Jack Holmes wrote in the Courier to warn that if the population of Inverness should rise over 65,000 the character of the town would be destroyed.

TUCKED into a bay on the north side of the island of Walcheren on the Dutch coast, the village of Veere has quiet, winding streets with rows of red-roofed houses and an enormous church.

WE'VE never seen the harbour so busy — that was the common opinion on the quayside in Wick as the Moray Firth Flotilla gathered for their week-long voyage.

TWO weeks ago in this paper, Fiona Hampton, director of Highland 2007, wrote in defence of our year-long arts fest. At the end of May I paid a quick visit to Luxembourg, this year's European Capital of Culture — a prize Inverness and the Highlands sought for 2008, to see what was happening there.

I HAD expected John Knox at around three times life size to be a bit daunting – and he certainly was, as if all the authority figures of one's early life had been rolled into one statue.

THE centre of the old town of Neuchatel in Switzerland could serve as a stage set for a panto. It has all the requirements — narrow lanes running off every which way, a warm orange-brown colour in the local stone, tiers of shuttered windows, sculptured figures on corners and eaves, a sudden spiral staircase in one courtyard, and fountains.

BIG Dougal is impressive. The sign at his foot says he is 62 metres high — 204 feet — and it makes Dougal, or Dughall Mor to give him his Gaelic name, the prime contender for being the tallest tree in Britain.

A COUPLE of months ago I came on the news that a very rare type of reef had been discovered in a sea loch on the west coast of the Morvern peninsula. Loch Teacuis is one of four places in the world where serpulid worms form dense reefs.

ALL change everywhere. That must be the verdict at the end of May, 28 days after the elections for Highland Council and the Scottish Parliament, and the final phases of Tony Blair's long goodbye. Change in Holyrood, Downing Street and Glenurquhart Road, a complete shake-down throughout the body politic.

A YEAR ago, on the bus to Edinburgh, as we were rolling along Princes Street towards the terminus at St Andrew's Square, I heard a man sitting across the aisle say to the driver that the Royal Scots had held their last parade the day before.

"THE Vikings will be fighting at half past two." These words, the first I heard when I arrived at the Pavilion in Strathpeffer, were not as alarming as they might appear. The information was also written in the programme.

“NOSTALGIA,” I said, feeling some explanation was necessary for showing interest in the old book.

SOME 10 days ago I felt that the election campaign was developing an absurd dimension.

A CURIOUS piece of news came my way recently. The Scottish Crofting Foundation plans to appoint a consultant to present to the UN the case for crofters being considered officially an indigenous people. This is a novel venture.

QUITE late one evening I was reading but had half an ear open to "Newsnight".

NOW and again, when I have a transient OFM — an Old Fogey Moment, I think that the invention of the word "teenager" was a bad move.

ON one beautiful morning last week I was in Strathspey peering closely at aspen flowers. Catkins hung from the tree branches, fortunately low enough over the running burn not to make any climbing necessary, and among their mousy fur I could see bright cherry-pink patches.

THE cherry blossom is out and the daffodils are proverbially waving and dancing in the breeze. An annual reminder, if one were needed, of how green is our city.

THIS coming Sunday sees the 50th anniversary of a defining moment in our recent history.

I WAS struck by Andy Munro’s letter to the Courier on 16th February in which he expressed his horror at the changes he observed in Inverness on two occasions, each time after a long absence, over the last 50-odd years.

IN February, a fisherman in Caithness hauled up a huge lobster from the seabed near Lybster — a giant 19 inches long and weighing over 4 kilos.

THURSDAY is World Book Day, the 10th occasion of this annual event, possibly the biggest promotion of reading and books of its kind.

IT came as quite a shock in February 2005 when the first announcement of possible mis-spending of EU funds in the Highlands and Islands was made.

IT was a surprise to see it. After all, we were still in January. But there it was — on the wall. I found a jamjar, caught it and brought it inside for a closer look.

AN e-mail flopped into my inbox last week to announce the search for the ultimate Highlands and Islands Icon. This hunt for the symbol of ourselves and our spot on the globe has stemmed from the ever-fertile brains of the Highland 2007 folk.

WHEN Winnie Ewing sat for the former Highlands and Islands constituency in the European Parliament, she thumped the drum in Scotland’s interest so effectively that the French newspaper Le Monde dubbed her Madame Ecosse, a name she flaunted with pride.

INVERNESS Museum and Art Gallery re-opened on schedule 10 days ago after its six-month makeover. As it happened I joined a throng there two days before that for a press briefing in connection with the launch of Highland 2007.

ON this day 300 years ago, the Scottish Parliament accepted the Treaty of Union by 110 votes to 69.

NINE days into the new year and by now we must have worked off all the extra calories and spirituous liquors of the festive excess, and returned to auld claes and toast, if not cereals. William Kellogg would approve.

THE year designated to celebrate Highland culture is almost upon us. But what exactly is Highland culture?

SAINT Andrew must have been displeased with us. The field of Culloden was being scourged by wind and rain as we, the Highland branch of the Saltire Society, gathered for a flag-raising and genteel knees-up to mark the holy man’s day.

“WHAT a difference a decade makes.” That was the slogan for the annual conference of the Moray Firth Partnership at the council chambers in Glenurquhart Road recently.

IT is the last Tuesday in November and the countdown has begun to Highland 2007.

I BOUGHT a newspaper last week to while away the wait in St Andrew’s Square bus station and came across an item about what Imelda Marcos is up to.

LAST week I learned that 62 per cent of the people who use the council’s archives and family history services are 55 years old or more. This should not be a surprise. Leaving aside the fact that the archive service is open to the public only during weekdays, it seems that the appeal of history of any sort grows as one gets older.

IN June I was in the public gallery of the Highland Council chamber in Glenurquhart Road when the chief executive Arthur McCourt delivered his management review. The council, he said, had to face pay issues, budget efficiencies and savings over the next three years.

WITH the imminent accession to the EU of the Bulgaria and Romania, the government has felt the chill of public opinion around its ankles and this time there will be no “open door” for migrant workers. Migration from these two countries will be managed, at least for a period of time.

"YOU can choose one free chocolate,” said the girl who took my order for an Americano and a four-berries muffin.

DORNOCH Cathedral is a fine place for a lecture. Professor Tom Devine, who gave the UHI Annual Lecture there on 29th September, said as much as he climbed into the pulpit. If we had not suspected it before, we now sensed that the fathers of the old kirk knew a thing or two about theatricality and acoustics.

MANY thanks to the anonymous reader who sent me a note after I speculated a few weeks ago about the story behind the Biblical texts carved on the wall of the old Athenaeum building opposite the Town House.

THE Inverness Book Festival begins today in the Royal Highland Hotel - still the Station Hotel to many of us old-timers - and it seems entirely appropriate to tell you how, a little while ago, I was browsing through back files of local newspapers when I came across the following item.

AS I drove north over the Ord, I was looking forward to my first sight of the latest thing on the Beatrice Field - the first unit of the proposed offshore wind farm.

THE sight of the council workmen laying out sandbags along both sides of the Ness was a surprise. I had been told that the coming weekend would see the highest high tides for 25 years, but that was still three days away. Clearly no one was taking any chances.

A BUILDER'S safety helmet is cold when you first put it on. Crash helmets used to be the same but I had forgotten that.

AUGUST and the festival season has passed again but there are still a few to come. I have been involved in the planning for the Black Isle Words Festival, taking place this coming weekend in Fortrose, Cromarty and other points across the Firth. We have come up with the BIWF as a successor to the Cromarty Book Festival which ran to 2004. Then, we have the Inverness Book Festival to look forward to at the beginning of October.

IT was a long way across the beach. Looking back to the shore from the edge of the sea, the car seemed a distant, white speck against the woods surrounding the bay. Our attention was focused on the surface of the sand.

"DO you know something special about Golspie?" asks Sinclair. I have to confess ignorance. "I've heard it's the last place where you can stop on a trunk road and go straight into a roadside shop until you get to either Portsmouth or Plymouth, I can't remember which."

THE excellent series on BBC 1 called "Trawlermen" presented a fascinating and informative picture of the lives of our deep-sea fishermen. The series followed four boats from Peterhead during voyages mostly in late January and early February this year in the North Sea.

A FORTNIGHT ago there was a news report that the Ministry of Defence was considering a restriction on pipers to 15 minutes practice time per day indoors. If I remember correctly, the outdoor time was a generous 25 minutes.

WHEN I thought of popping along to the Highland Games at Bught Park on the Sunday afternoon, I remembered that in a previous year men in kilts had got in free. It was a warm day and I hadn't worn my kilt for some time, so let's give it another airing.

THE outbreak of hostilities in Israel and Lebanon drove other news from the front pages last week.

INVERNESS Museum and Art Gallery has closed and will stay shut for the next five months for a major refurbishment. More than 12 months have passed since Eden Court shut its doors for the work of the Capital Development Plan. Three weeks ago we learned that a new Highland Archive Centre is to be built in Bught Park to open in 2009.

I HADN'T been on Belgian soil 10 minutes when a pigeon hit me a smacker on the back. Welcome to Brussels.

I WAS alone at a table in a pavement cafe a few weeks ago in London, enjoying a cold Coke on a hot day when a passerby came over and cried out with pleasure, "I want one of those".

I DON'T recall the British media paying much attention to Estonia ratifying the EU Constitution on 9th May.

"CHANNEL 2 for English" was Ian Hudghton's advice to me as I found a seat in the public gallery of the European Parliament in Brussels. I put on the headphones and tuned in to hear the translation of the voices from the chamber below.

I SAW it when I came through the arrivals hall at Prestwick Airport. I could hardly miss it. And it aroused mixed feelings. It was a big sign hanging from the ceiling and it said: "Welcome to the best small country in the world".

"COULD you put some hot water in it, please?" The girl behind the counter was very obliging and did as I asked.

THE Vasa is mightily impressive. At the first sight of her emerging from the gloom I found myself saying "Wow", and I don't do that too often now.

"PARIS +16; Ankara +16; Har +24" declared the headline in the free paper "Stockholm City" that I was handed as I entered the subway.